Friday, July 27, 2007

Fremantle's new Premier coaching panel

Word on the street is that Victorian Premier Steve Bracks and his Deputy John Thwaites have stepped down from the top job to form the nucleus of a new 'uber-coaching panel' at Fremantle.The pair are said to be loading the station wagon for the trip across the Nullarbor as we speak, with Thwaitsy just securing the last of the occy straps around the surf ski.

Sources report that a third party will be travelling with the Premiership pair, a bloke named Kevin who reportedly spent much of this morning purchasing supplies from Liquorland Moonee Ponds.

In a statement released today, Mr Bracks said:

"We've always loved a bit of a surf and a paddle and quite frankly Perth beaches shit all over that effluent riddled pond we call Port Phillip Bay. Besides, Harty has promised us a top deal on all our new whitegoods and 50 per cent off all electrical products.

"We also see some synergy between the role we played in Victoria and the future of the Fremantle Football Club. If you imagine West Coast as the smug, arrogant, self assured Kennett government, we're that other mob that sneaks up behind and kicks their arses all the way to footballing obscurity."

6 comments:

Andrew said...

Bracks son will fit right in at Fremantle. Maybe he can organise the Mad Monday Pub crawl with Heath Black?

Cookster said...

Maybe he could drive back with Gardy and organise a reunion party with Benny and his biker mates?

D'ya reckon Didak would be up for a ride in the back seat too?

Anonymous said...

The recent Street Talk edition demonstrated just how great, effluent riddled Freo town is!

Cookster said...

Yeah? Bet you couldn't afford to buy a house there.

Anonymous said...

Ignorant cocksucking faggot!

dave said...

wow.. he got you with that one cookster. better not engage in any more battle of wits with mr anonymous

btw.. awesome win in the derby yesterday. the west coast wankers didn't know what hit them.