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Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Ralph Magazine botches boob job
According to news.com.au, men's mag Ralph has managed to lose a couple of sea containers filled with plastic blow-up breasts.
The containers turned up dockside after an uneventful journey from Beijing, but were totally titless, with nary a nork in site.
Thinking that someone had made a boob of the job and maybe mixed up the bevy of bazoombas with a shipment of floaties or inflatable air matresses, they went back to the shipping company with a big WTF?
As we speak, no one has yet been able to put a finger on the culprits, although the renegade terrorist group Benny Hill Jihad Alliance has claimed responsibility in a letter to 'Jugs Ahoy Magazine'.
In the meantime, Ralph Magazine is fast approaching deadline and looking at alternatives for its blow-up boob promotion. "Unfortunately, it looks like being a Christmas without many happy mammaries," a spokesperson said.
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The authourities should set a booby trap to caputure them...you know a trap with FAKE-FAKE blowup boobies as oppossed to the real Fake boobies...and then lie in waiting...............
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